What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 17:23
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
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What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you experimented with bestiality?
No go.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
share office space ...
So they tried
Next, they tried...
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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